While we ponder about the inconsistency, absurdity, and complete lack of vocabulary on Donald Trump's part, let's look at how some people chose to humour out the funny side of the second presidential debate.
I think this dude just flipped to "decided voter" pic.twitter.com/h6WRytOhEs
— Clay Skipper (@SkipperClay) October 10, 2016
I'm a Muslim, and I would like to report a crazy man threatening a woman on a stage in Missouri. #debate— Moustafa Bayoumi (@BayoumiMoustafa) October 10, 2016
It Follows pic.twitter.com/PJHK1mMIFL— Katie McDonough (@kmcdonovgh) October 10, 2016
"What are your plans Mr. Trump?" Trump: I have a plan. A very good plan my plan is so good & so good it is such a good plan so good my plan
— aisha (@aishakhvn) October 10, 2016
Trump writing a term paper: Sources Cited: 1. You Know It 2. I know It 3. Everybody Knows It — Kat Combs (@itskatcombs) October 10, 2016
HILLARY: i told you he'd f*** the chair TRUMP: *while f****** the chair* I never f***** the chair pic.twitter.com/QACRSry4SG
— michael koh (@ughHugs) October 10, 2016
"I didn't ask you about 'inner cities'"#debate pic.twitter.com/bES2nYz6Ao— Khaled Beydoun (@KhaledBeydoun) October 10, 2016
Yo, you might be a racist if you see a black man and immediately say "inner cities" 25 times. Also, your racism hasn't updated since 1993
— Richard Lawler (@rjcc) October 10, 2016
Martha Raddatz: *asks question* Trump: starts talking about something else Raddatz: answer the question Trump: the earth is flat — BuzzFeed (@BuzzFeed) October 10, 2016
"Do you know what consent is"
Trump: ISIS? Yes I know what ISIS is "No I said cons-" Trump: I will knock the hell out of ISIS — Nathan Zed ? (@NathanZed) October 10, 2016
cooper: do u pay taxes trump: no! cooper: so you dont trump: of course i do cooper: what trump: bernie sanders cooper: wait what trump: isis — jomny sun (@jonnysun) October 10, 2016
ANDERSON COOPER: did u advocate for sexual assault TRUMP: i'll destroy isis ANDERSON COOPER: u didnt answer the question TRUMP: china
— Bob Vulfov (@bobvulfov) October 10, 2016
Lol pic.twitter.com/o7mWdb7VFr— mh (@thematthinrichs) October 10, 2016
Can Anderson Cooper follow me around to all of my meetings?
"Please let her talk, she didn't interrupt you." — Lindsay Gibbs (@linzsports) October 10, 2016
so trump talked for 40:10 & clinton talked for 39:05, yet he threw 47 tantrums about not getting equal time. men think equality = oppression — Lindy West (@thelindywest) October 10, 2016
"Alright, welcome to the bone zone, f******." pic.twitter.com/I1pKZOTQpW
— Ryan Broderick (@broderick) October 10, 2016
Someone please explain to Donald Trump how the Senate works and how the government works and how vaginas work and also Russia — billy eichner (@billyeichner) October 10, 2016
Fact checkers watching Trump's debate performance: pic.twitter.com/olqmPhsIqV
— Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) October 10, 2016
Trump's worst nightmare. 2 women and a gay man telling him not to talk. #debate— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) October 10, 2016
TRUMP: It hasn’t been debunked RADDATZ: It has. TRUMP: She went over time. RADDATZ: She didn’t TRUMP: She has gills, Martha RADDATZ: No
— Jason O. Gilbert (@gilbertjasono) October 10, 2016
y'all don't mess up this ken bone thing by interviewing him or finding out anything about him. thanks — ?? (@theshrillest) October 10, 2016
ME: mr. president, u brought peace to the middle east. incredible PRESIDENT KEN BONE: every citizen gets candy ME: i love you president bone
— Ethan BOO!ker (@Ethan_Booker) October 10, 2016
US history books, 2150: "And in that moment, the republic was saved by a man named Ken Bone." — Emma Roller (@emmaroller) October 10, 2016
"How will you protect my job as a card in Guess Who?" #debates pic.twitter.com/KZ3N1Xhq4O
— A Spooky Dog (@horsedivorce) October 10, 2016
Kenneth Bone looks like the human version of a hug #debate #kennethbone— Carpe DM (@zacthezac) October 10, 2016
pick up the phone baby
you know im ken bone baby pic.twitter.com/eS0o0NVakG— Hoodie Allen (@HoodieAllen) October 10, 2016
Someone please explain to Donald Trump how the Senate works and how the government works and how vaginas work and also Russia
— billy eichner (@billyeichner) October 10, 2016
trump: we gonna bop bop bop bop to the top clinton: slip and slide and ride that rhythm pic.twitter.com/6WrXfbig0n— tom harlock (@tom_harlock) October 10, 2016
Trump promises that once elected he will jail Hillary Clinton and offer extra rations to all of Panem.
— (((Joshua Malina))) (@JoshMalina) October 10, 2016
"Whew, what a workout. I definitely did exercise today and I'm certainly not just here to use the hot tub." - my 'locker room' talk — Emily Heller (@MrEmilyHeller) October 10, 2016
So, is 'Locker Room' the name of the bar that all the racist, delusional misogynists meet up at? #debate
— Grace Helbig (@gracehelbig) October 10, 2016
Islands in the stream / That is what we are / No one in between / How can we be wrong? pic.twitter.com/DgBbIv9B33— Lisa Tozzi (@lisatozzi) October 10, 2016
trump: we gonna bop bop bop bop to the top
clinton: slip and slide and ride that rhythm pic.twitter.com/6WrXfbig0n— tom harlock (@tom_harlock) October 10, 2016
TRUMP: this country cannot handle another four years of barack obama AMERICA: literally this is all we want. this is all we want right now — jomny sun (@jonnysun) October 10, 2016
Tiffany Trump skillfully pulls away from her dad's kiss #debate pic.twitter.com/aFDvMCMElu
— BryFun (@BryFun1) October 10, 2016
While I may not be able to moderate a debate, sounds like Mike Pence and Donald Trump might need to come on my show to talk things out. — Jerry Springer (@jerryspringer) October 10, 2016
Trump: i want to jail my opponent
pundits: he seemed more focused — Eric Boehlert (@EricBoehlert) October 10, 2016
are people saying a man won by ignoring a woman, talking over her, and making up nonsense facts *twitch* THAT doesn't *twitch* happen — Alexandra Petri (@petridishes) October 10, 2016
Zero babies will be born 9 months from today.
— Noah Kalina (@noahkalina) October 10, 2016
