Garrett Matthias’ unique obituary has been garnering attention in the US
The self-authored obituary of a five-year-old boy from Iowa, US, has been garnering much attention across America.
Garrett died July 6 of a rare cancer that attacked his temporal bone and cranial nerve. His obituary includes details of some of the painful treatments he endured, reports The Guardian.
But it is his funny take on life and death that’s getting noticed.
His obit notes his likes: playing with his sister, his blue bunny, and thrash metal music. And his dislikes: “pants, dirty stupid cancer”, and “the monkey nose that smells like cherry farts”.
According to The Guardian, the obit was compiled by his parents, Emilie and Ryan Matthias, who began asking Garrett questions about adult topics such as funeral and burial preferences when they learned from doctors last month that his cancer was terminal.
His responses, his mother said Friday, made up the obituary.
Asked about death, Garrett responded he was “going to be a gorilla and throw poo at Daddy!” Asked whether he wanted to be buried or cremated, he replied: “I want to be burned (like when Thor’s mommy died) and made into a tree so I can live in it when I’m a gorilla.”
And he was specific about the kind of affair he expected his funeral to be.
“Funerals are sad,” he said. “I want five bouncy houses (because I’m five), Batman and snow cones.”
The obit closes with his last message, “See ya later, suckas! – The Great Garrett Underpants.”
Garrett’s memorial service on Saturday will take into account many of those last requests, including the five bouncy houses. Besides snow cones, carnival games and fireworks, an archer will shoot a flaming arrow on to a small boat carrying Garrett’s ashes in a neighbour’s pond.
The obituary says a private burial of Garrett’s ashes “will be held at a later time, once his parents figure out how the hell to get his ashes made into a tree”.